Hope you like this funny story on the groups Founder personal circumstance :
▶️ I currently look like Robocop ▶️ I have my Leg in a Vault ▶️ I need to Cycle my Bodyparts ▶️ i am an Anomaly in the Industry ▶️ I am working 24×7 ▶️ I am Spinning Many Plates ▶️ I am Connecting to Many 3rd Parties ▶️ I am working in Many Environments ▶️ I need to be Detected by the Industry ▶️ I am Owned by my Wife ▶️ I am not Shared with others ▶️ I use a very Complex Password ▶️ I provide 100% Trust vs Zero Trust ▶️ I am Scanning for Leads not Leaks ▶️ I am Slowly getting Discovered ▶️ I will Expire but after a Long Time ▶️ I have Launched my Services
So is the Group Founder Human or Non-Human
View the LinkedIn Post and comments from the industry
Following on from the fun article I wrote on Pot Holes & Non-Human Identities, I thought I would create another fun/interesting articles on NHIs, based on my extensive 25 year plus experience in managing NHIs at an enterprise level, so folks get a sense the challenges that can be faced.
The Famous Golf Ball Mtg – I meet up with the new head of IAM at a Global Investment Bank many years ago :
We discuss PAM and Identity Management – I highlight that for some accounts e.g. on databases we can’t tell whether some accounts are human or non-human
Head of IAM says, so if we have an account called “Golf Ball” are you saying we don’t know what it is i.e. it could be human or a non-human account.
I explained due to weak controls around naming standards for human accounts, it’s was the wild-west, where folks could call their account anything (for both human and non-human)
I went onto explain that the Non-Human accounts have no clear ownership in a central inventory system i.e. we don’t know which application is responsible for that account e.g. to drive accountability for control compliance, remediation, hygiene activities
Developing a centralised identity/account management system to manage these accounts would be a major undertaking, both from a capability delivery and claiming/ownership standpoint, as identifying owners retrospectively is very challenging – many accounts would be unknown given they were setup years ago, could be dormant or being used by upstream/downstream applications.
This was a major lightbulb moment for the head of IAM, who was new to the Non-Human Identity space.
In summary Golf Balls are like Non-Human Identities – you have a good handle on some of them, many are unknown/lost (hiding in the sand / grass / bushes / water) and each one of them is a risk, that needs to be identified, claimed or removed – if the unknown/lost ones get discovered, someone can steal them and use them.